Remember that scene in Broad City when Ilana sees police officers in the subway station, so she stashes her weed in her vagina? People with vaginas have attempted to smuggle or hide loaded pistols, Rolex watches, marijuana pipes, crack, lighters, money, cellphones, cigarettes, makeup, fireworks yes, really , alcohol and a host of other drugs and stolen items in their vag. Of course, few people would actually consider inserting things like loaded guns and fireworks inside their vaginas. But sometimes, in an attempt to make things more interesting in the bedroom, some do make questionable decisions about what actually goes in there. Penises are totally allowed to enter mouths, vaginas and buttholes.
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Maybe you were 12 years old. You had just discovered that touching yourself down there felt like fireworks and warmth and beautiful, beautiful tension. And that next big thing was a large cucumber in your fridge. The next biggest slightly more odd-shaped thing was an action figure from your youth. So go on with your bad selves and fiddle and swivel your way into wacky discoveries! Your vagina will thank you! Laura is a freelance writer for TFLN.
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You've all heard horror stories of that one friend's-cousin's-classmate who put some random object inside her vagina during a heated moment and ended up in the hospital with an embarrassing story—and maybe even some serious physical damage. So what's actually dangerous to put in there? We talked to a few health professionals to break it down. Here's what to steer clear of Some women like to use douches to clean the vagina, but in actuality, this is totally unnecessary. It can also be dangerous because, according to Dr.